Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James There's bad fanfiction, there's awful fanfiction, and then there's whatever this is supposed to be.On the other hand, it's almost as if this book was written to be read aloud by uninvited drunk dinner party guests. I think an audiobook set that's narrated by Gilbert Gottfried and George "OH, MYYYY" Takei (for the inner goddess monologues) would be a huge hit with the internet crowd.